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They said NYC, but I think we all know that’s not the case.

I opt for Seattle or New Orleans.

Here’s what they say about them:

“Seattle

Sleepless in Seattle? We don’t think so. You may be laidback but that doesn’t mean you’re lacking in energy.

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You aren’t sure where you came from. Perhaps your sire did an embrace and run. Or maybe your sire was an outcast himself. Either way, your powers are unique and really don’t belong to any clan…or maybe a little from each.

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This one was tough, because the first question was a ‘yes’ or ‘no,’ ‘do you have a high quality of life?’ question, which I frankly think is so relative that it could go either way.

When I answered ‘no,’ I ended up with Swaizeland.

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You’re Ulysses!

by James Joyce

Most people are convinced that you don’t make any sense, but compared

to what else you could say, what you’re saying now makes tons of sense. What people do

understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once

brilliant and repugnant.

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Is evidently Deep Pink.

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Dear Friends,

Of course I didn’t break up with Jessica!

It was all an April Fools ploy, but I’m surprised how many people actually fell for it.

For future reference, you may find the following observations useful when determining whether or not I’m pulling your leg.

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Dear Friends,

I’m writing to tell you about a relatively big development in my life lately.

I broke up with Jessica.

I know, we’ve been going out for four years, but hey, you’re only young once.

I hope that doesn’t sound callous.

CONCEPT

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Here.

~ Connor

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The last week or two, I’d been meaning to knock out massive quantities of Urbàntasm, or at least to work on it extensively.

But then I fell upon the series of remeniscences that I outlined below: “rag doll.” I’ve been sucked up (again) in Krynn and the Womwawas Drys.